Who Needs Surgery? Japanese Breast Enlargement Cookies
  • by Rachel Chen
  • June 16, 2014
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Come on, we’ve all thought about it. Which flat-chested girl hasn’t looked in the mirror and secretly wished to go up a cup size or two, and perhaps for just even a millisecond, toyed with the idea of breast implant surgery? Surgery however, as we all know, is obviously not the most practical solution. Not only is the cost of the surgery itself ridiculous (price ranges between $5,000 to $10,000), but complications from the surgery include asymmetry, deflation and inflammation. Lets face it– nobody wants to risk that!

A Japanese company has come up with a new solution: breast enlargement cookies. No, you don’t need new glasses — you read that absolutely right. These 70 calorie “F-Cup Herbal Cookies” (F-Cup in Japan is roughly the equivalent of a double D in the US) promise their customers a quick and easy alternative to surgery for breast enlargement, at just $25. The cookies also come in two appetizing flavors: Soymilk or pralines and chocolate. Oh, and what is this miracle ingredient in the cookie you ask? An extract of Pueraria Mirifica, a plant in Northeastern Thailand that contains Miroesterol, a form of estrogen that has been known to help with breast development.

So far, there has been no evidence of this product actually doing its purpose – yet they are extremely popular in Japan, as well as in the US. In fact, according to the F-cup Cookie website, they are currently sold out! Other breast enhancement products on their website also include breast cream, capsules, and “bust up gum.”

So, what do you think? Ready to replace your midnight snack with a nice warm cup of tea, with a breast enlarging cookie on the side?